Fri, May 30, 2008
Could this stop you from boarding a plane? Yup!
A pendant in the shape of an antique Colt 45 pistol almost landed Marnina Norys in jail. The 39-year-old Toronto resident was caught by alert Kelowna Airport (British Columbia, Canada) security wearing the 1.75-inch sterling silver pendant on a chain around her neck.  
“How do you know it wasn‘t a real gun?” asked Guy, a security agent with the Canadian Air Transport Security Authority, who also declined to provide his last name. “Who knows if there is a gun that small that can shoot bullets? You don‘t know that.”

Could this stop you from boarding a plane? Yup!

A pendant in the shape of an antique Colt 45 pistol almost landed Marnina Norys in jail. The 39-year-old Toronto resident was caught by alert Kelowna Airport (British Columbia, Canada) security wearing the 1.75-inch sterling silver pendant on a chain around her neck. 

“How do you know it wasn‘t a real gun?” asked Guy, a security agent with the Canadian Air Transport Security Authority, who also declined to provide his last name.

“Who knows if there is a gun that small that can shoot bullets? You don‘t know that.”

Cautious Air Traveller

Air traveller

Meanwhile, this guy isn’t taking any chances.

Told’ya not to spit in my food

Crashing into restaurant

Thu, May 29, 2008
New rubber stamp to be used at all schools and for company reports and proposals.
Just kidding. But just imagine if your school was using it.

New rubber stamp to be used at all schools and for company reports and proposals.

Just kidding. But just imagine if your school was using it.

Wed, May 28, 2008

UFC 84 Payouts

B.J. Penn: $250,000 ($125,000 to show, $125,000 to win)
Wanderlei Silva: $225,000 ($150,000 to show, $75,000 for Knockout of the Night)
Tito Ortiz: $210,000
Lyoto Machida: $100,000 ($50,000 to show, $50,000 to win)
Wilson Gouveia: $93,000 ($18,000 to show, $75,000 for Fight of the Night)
Rousimar Palhares: $85,000 ($5,000 to show, $5,000 to win, $75,000 for Submission of the Night)
Goran Reljic: $81,000 ($3,000 to show, $3,000 to win, $75,000 for Fight of the Night)
Rameau Thierry Sokoudjou: $80,000 ($40,000 to show, $40,000 to win)
Thiago Silva: $50,000 ($25,000 to show, $25,000 to win)
Rich Clementi: $40,000 ($20,000 to show, $20,000 to win)
Dong Hyun Kim: $40,000 ($20,000 to show, $20,000 to win)
Sean Sherk: $35,000
Kazuhiro Nakamura: $20,000
Ivan Salaverry: $20,000
Shane Carwin: $12,000 ($6,000 to show, $6,000 to win)
Yoshiyuki Yoshida: $12,000 ($6,000 to show, $6,000 to win)
Terry Etim: $10,000
Keith Jardine: $10,000
Christian Wellisch: $10,000
Jon Koppenhaver: $8,000
Antonio Mendes: $4,000
Jason Tan: $3,000

Can’t believe Jardine only got $10,000 to step in the octagon with Silva.

Topless Car Wash

Tue, May 27, 2008

Dinner Time…Mmmmm

Hamburger

Lobster

What’d you feel like? Beef or Lobster?

Sun, May 25, 2008

The most amazing things you’ll ever see. Skills in dancing, magic, roller bladers, billiards trick shots, hands, heads, pen tricks, eyes and more…

MMA action - The Prodigy vs. Muscle Shark

For all the fans of the Ultimate Fighting Championship, here’s the main event at UFC 84 at the MGM Grand, Las Vegas, May 24, 2008.

Sat, May 24, 2008
Just hanging out

Just hanging out

I love my job

The Lost Dr Seuss Poem

I love my job, I love the pay!
I love it more and more each day.
I love my boss, she is the best!
I love her boss and all the rest.

I love my office and its location,
I hate to have to go on vacation.
I love my furniture, drab and gray,
And piles of paper that grow each day!

I think my job is really swell,
There’s nothing else I love so well.
I love to work among my peers,
I love their leers, and jeers, and sneers.

I love my computer and its software,
I hug it often though it won’t care.
I love each program and every file.
I’d love them more if they worked a while.

I’m happy to be here. I am. I am.
I’m the happiest slave of the Firm, I am.
I love this work, I love these chores.
I love the meetings with deadly bores.

I love my job - I’ll say it again -
I even love those friendly men.
Those friendly men who’ve come today,
In clean white coats to take me away!

Fri, May 23, 2008
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Countries sized in proportion to their oil reserves. The colors reflect different levels of oil consumption per country, not per capita.

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Countries sized in proportion to their oil reserves. The colors reflect different levels of oil consumption per country, not per capita.

Thu, May 22, 2008

Hilarious pwned / fail video

Wed, May 21, 2008

Why daddy should not be allowed to buy baby clothes

Funny t-shirt

One wild and crazy wolf

One wild and crazy wolf