March 2008
46 posts
Children's Letters to George W. Bush
Dear President Bush, We’re almost out of ivory toothpicks and we need a new hedge maze (the old one is too easy). Please give Daddy another tax cut. Pleeeaaassseee? If you do, I’ll get Yolanda to bake you some cookies. She’s from Mexico but don’t tell anyone ‘cuz it’s a big secret. Chip, age 7 I want a Super Soaker and Rollerblades and an X-Box 360 with lots of games. Mom says I should write to...
Wacky Lip Synchers
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NBA Brawl for the Ages
Ron Artest - The Malice At The Palace After a late fourth-quarter foul by Ron Artest during an Indiana Pacers blowout victory over the Detroit Pistons in 2004, tempers flared into what almost turned out to be a brawl. As Artest cooled down and the players were being separated, a fan refueled the fire, chucking a cup full of liquid and hitting Artest square in the face. A melee ensued as Artest...
Do you have a bug craving?
It’s chocolate. Found in a chocolate shop in Ottawa, Canada.
Some amusing George Bush T-Shirts
How many bodies can your body feed? →
This is really weird and wacky. I love it!
WatchFor Charlotte. Enjoy.
Go here for the truth. →
Peaceful and inspiring
Penguins - wallpaper →
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Proof that Google is God
PROOF #1 Google is the closest thing to an Omniscient (all-knowing) entity in existence, which can be scientifically verified. She indexes over 9.5 billion WebPages, which is more than any other search engine on the web today. Not only is Google the closest known entity to being Omniscient, but She also sorts through this vast amount of knowledge using Her patented PageRank technology,...
Seven new deadly sins
The Vatican has brought the seven deadly sins up to date by adding seven new ones for the age of globalization. First, here are the original seven sins, along with their punishment, as laid down in the 6th century by Pope Gregory. 1. Pride - Broken on the wheel 2. Envy - Put in freezing water 3. Gluttony -Forced to eat rats, toads, and snakes 4. Lust - Smothered in fire and brimstone 5. Anger -...
Extreme Role Playing
Gamers, soldiers and actors playing dark roles, be mindful of the trap door shutting behind you. What if it’s deadbolted, and you never come back? —Scary Thought. Look at the cases of Lee Seung Seop and Shawn Woolley.
Do you have disconnect anxiety?
It’s the feelings of disorientation and nervousness experience when a person is deprived or Internet or wireless access. Statistics show that more than 50% of Canadian blackberry owners have taken their devices or a laptop into the bathroom. The results from another study show that 26% of Canadians exhibit elevated levels of disconnect anxiety, predominately in the younger age demographics. ...
“Ye shall know the truth, and the truth shall set you free.”
– John 8:32
WatchWish I was taking off to some hot destination.
This Blog's Mission:
To continuously strive for world-class performance, while pioneering joint venture initiatives with leading global blogs and websites and implementing a leadership role to drive and sustain blog excellence, quality and high performance. I’ve seen enough corporate speak bantered around, just wanted to throw one out myself. Folks, isn’t it amazing how they all seem to use the same template?
“There are three types of lies: Lies, Damn Lies and Statistics.”
– Mark Twain
ATTORNEY: Doctor, before you performed the autopsy, did you check for a pulse?
WITNESS: No.
ATTORNEY: Did you check for blood pressure?
WITNESS: No.
ATTORNEY: Did you check for breathing?
WITNESS: No.
ATTORNEY: So, then it is possible that the patient was alive when you began the autopsy?
WITNESS: No.
ATTORNEY: How can you be so sure, Doctor?
WITNESS: Because his brain was sitting on my desk in a jar.
ATTORNEY: But could the patient have still been alive, nevertheless?
WITNESS: Yes, it is possible that he could have been alive and practicing law.
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